I was getting the D all afternoon. Vitamin D that is.

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3 hours ago

kvatchsthuum:

I WAS READING MYTHS OF SHEOGORATH BC I DON’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT SHEO AND

SHEO MET A WOMAN WHILE HE WAS WALKING AND SHE WAS ALL “oh birds are really pretty!!” TO HERSELF BC SHE LIKED BIRDS????? AND HE’S LIKE “hm yes they’re pretty…. I SHALL GIVE MORTALS THE TOOLS TO MAKE BEAUTIFUL SOUNDS LIKE BIRDS” AND HE FUCKGING RIPPED THE WOMAN ASUNDER AND MADE INSTRUMENTS FROM HER BONES AND MUSCLES SHEOGORATH IS FEARSOME

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10 hours ago

portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

(Source: bustedbitmap, via sarchale)

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1 day ago

asmilinggoddess:

the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina.

(via fucking-cat)

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2 days ago

time is money. money is power, power is pizza. pizza is knowledge. lets go

Posted
2 days ago

tokomon:

pussyriot:

x3:

your opinion doesn’t matter when you’re ugly

And yet you offer yours.

image

(Source: w9, via pizza)

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3 days ago

I will answer them if I get any.

A:Age.
B:Where I'm from.
C:Where I would like to live.
D:Favourite food.
E:Religion.
F:Sexual orientation.
G:Single/taken.
H:Favourite book.
I:Eye colour.
J:Favourite movie.
K:Favourite TV show.
L:Favourite band/singer.
M:Random fact about me.
N:Favorite day of the year.
O:Favourite colour.
P:If I have any pets; if so, their names.
Q:What I'm listening to right now.
R:Last movie I've watched.
S:What's my ringtone.
T:Favourite male character from a TV show.
U:Favourite female character from a TV show.
V:What my name means.
W:Favourite superhero.
X:Celebrity crush.
Y:My birthday.
Z:Selfie?
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4 days ago

silentwizzard:

welcome—oblivion:

"i replaced every sound in morrowind with the tim allen grunt"

(Source: frank-costanzas-lawyer, via mathieu-bellamont)

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5 days ago

that-1-cactus:

Morrowind, Oblivion, and Skyrim with their Daedric Princes

(via mathieu-bellamont)

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5 days ago

Robert Plant and John Paul Jones backstage at the Fillmore East, 1969.

Robert Plant and John Paul Jones backstage at the Fillmore East, 1969.

(Source: babeimgonnaleaveu, via myownprivatefrusciante)

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5 days ago
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