lalalafrickyou:

bloody-nips:

i’m watching Extreme Couponing and i just saw a woman rack up a charge of over $1000 and then her coupon game was so fucking raw by the end of it the store owed her $8. what the fuck

“her coupon game was so fuckin raw” is basically the best string of words ever concocted

(Source: daddyhole, via bumblebeesandsaltyseas)

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11 hours ago

interesting how the word monotonous is what it means

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1 day ago

lorde-oftherings:

texasnwhiskey:

danthemedicman:

dancybutt:

"what state do you live in?"

constant anxiety

Denial

Perfection

Florida

Liquid

(via sexinurmouth)

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1 day ago

snuggle5sos:

timeformoriar-tea:

watchtheskytonight:

thegirlwiththeequalistglove:

I will always, always, reblog this. It never ceases to make me laugh

THE MEN OF TUMBLR COME WITH INSPIRATIONAL MESSAGES FOR LADIES

“Hi Mom”

the last one tho

My favorite

(Source: thefrogman.me, via icanhazpanda)

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1 day ago

ayleidic:

her eyes are bleeding

why does she look like christopher mintz-plasse from the front?

(via mathieu-bellamont)

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1 day ago
literallysame:

I don’t want it to be easter anymore

literallysame:

I don’t want it to be easter anymore

(Source: mrmortymortician, via icanhazpanda)

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1 day ago

dakershadeoflove:

finalfee:

carry-on-my-wayward-castiel:

c00kiedough:

sleeping in an oversized hoodie seems like a good idea until its 2am and it feels like you’re taking a bath with satan

image

how thE HELL DO WE HAVE A GIF FOR THAT

OH MY GOD

(via adoctorwithtwohearts)

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1 day ago

academically:

when your day turns out unexpectedly well

image

(via tittytittygangbang)

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3 days ago
externalrespiration:

uncomfortableheterosexualperson:

in Ireland you’re not even allowed to look at alcohol on Good Friday, let alone buy it. Dirty heathens.

sometimes i forget how catholic this country is

externalrespiration:

uncomfortableheterosexualperson:

in Ireland you’re not even allowed to look at alcohol on Good Friday, let alone buy it. Dirty heathens.

sometimes i forget how catholic this country is

(via angrynerdyblogger)

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3 days ago
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